A couple had been married for twenty odd years, were quite happy but there was one big problem. Every night the husband would fart all the time reaching a crescendo by the morning.
The wife fed up with this kept on moaning but to no avail. every night fart fart fart. To frighten him into stopping she started to warn him every night , if he kept doing it his guts would fall out one day with the strain.
One Xmas Eve morning she had got up very early to prepare the turkey and as she was working a thought came to her, how to stop his farting.
She scooped all the giblets of the turkey into a bowl and quietly sneaked up stairs.
Her hubby still asleep she gently pulled back the bed clothes and tugged down his underpants. She poured the giblets into his under pants pulled them back up along withe the bedclothes and returned down stairs.
About ten min. later she heard a loud scream of alarm from the bedroom.
Hubby was awake. She sat there with tears of laughter until she heard him coming down stairs.

In he came with his blood stained underpants in his hand. and explained just has she had predicted his guts had fallen out. With a sigh of relief he went to say that it was alright now as with the aid of a jar of vaseline and two fingers he had got most of it back in.

Best joke on here for a long while.

Others should take note.

I didn't read it but what the heck

*stares at Chrisr*

Credit my cousin in Spain, will ask him to Email some more.
Trigger, have just read it out loud, any help

I've retired..











but i may make a comeback

Can you gve JBG a lift to the same retirement home for crap comedians?