Phil S wrote:
You know you are Welsh when.....
1. You go to England and get called a "Sheep shagger"
2. You actually do shag sheep and are proud of it,thus making the term sheep shagger not an insult.
3. All your ancestors worked in the mines all those years ago
4.You call all of your male friends "boyo"
5.You can accurately say the name of the village "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll llantysiliogogogoch" even if you can't speak Welsh fluentlly
6 You get seriously offended if anyone calls you English or thinks Wales is an English county
7. You hate being called a "Pom"
8. You hate it when people pronounce a place name beginning with "LL" as "L"
9. You have a Welsh flag somewhere in your house
10. Youve drunkenly sang "Hymns and Arias" at least twice
11. You wear a daffodil or leek on March 1st
12. You've watched the film Twin Town and quoted scenes to your friends
13. People ask you if you like Tom Jones
14. if you live in the north you hate people from the south,if you live in the south you hate people from the north,if you live in cardiff you hate people from swansea,if you live in swansea you hate people from cardiff and if you live in newport you hate people from both.
15. youve laughed out loud at Max Boyce
16. you didnt give a s**t about the national assembly,didnt really want it but now f**k A free tablets bring it on!!! (hence the large amount of 16year old smackheads around)
17. You know what an "Eisteddfod" is.
18.You know what comes after "Mae hên gwlad fy nhadau..."
19.Names like "Llinos","Rhys" , "Caryl", "Dafydd" and "Tomos" do not seem at all strange to you.
20. You only watch the news because you want to give Lucy Owen one
21. You have seen more dragons than Harry Potter.
22. Arfon Haines Davies,Dilwyn Young Jones and Margaret Pritchard were famous names from your childhood
24.You start speaking Welsh when an Englishman walks in to your pub
25. You loved "Wil Cwac Cwac" as a kid
26.Sundays dinner was also mashed together to become Sundays tea
27. You think "Belonging" is a million times better than "Eastenders"
28. You had a parlour but only used it for christenings,marriages or deaths
29. Youve been to chapel for sunday school but only at christmas and easter
30. You've lied at least once about being close personal friends with either Catherine Zeta Jones, Anthony Hopkins or the bloke that reads the ten o clock news.
31. You call Port Talbot, "Port Toilet"
32.You think Derek Brockway is famous
33. when someone in your street gets a new car,you dont speak to them for weeks due to jealousy.
34. You laugh at the English having to pay £5 to get into your country
35. You call your mother Mammy ( maaarmeee)
36. You end sentences with Mun
37. Even if your sports team wins every game and finishes top of the league youd still find something to complain about.
38. You know at least 3 people who are in a choir
39. You know what a choir is
40. You call a crazy friend an 'Edder (header)
41.You love a cwtch and think its the greatest word ever
42. You dont think its strange when people have the same first name as surname ie. Thomas Thomas, Morgan Morgan and James James
43. You know more about your neighbour in 1 week, than people from other countries know about theirs in a year
44. You think a weekend in London is "Going abroad"
45. You know where to tell them "Trevor Sent You"
46. You know what laverbread is
47. You've watched Pobl Y Cwm on a sunday afternoon with subtitles and said "dew this is actually good mun"
48. You know,even before a ball has been kicked that your national team wont qualify for a major tournament
49. You allow local celebrities to get a little bit of fame before you start slagging them off for being too bigheaded
50. even though You've never watched S4C , you still fight for its existence if only because it p*** off the English
What a pointless post
i remember that
